I’ve been composing my contributions to the locked-room canon in Google Docs for years, a period punctuated by frequent and furious and failed efforts to find a replacement.
Finally, earlier this year, my son pointed me to Euro-Office, a little sovereign cloud initiative from that plucky little start-up, the European Union. It was very nearly ideal — Euro-Office has everything Google Docs has and much of what it lacks, particularly with respect to preparing a book for print-on-demand and export to epub.
Euro-Office came up short in a couple of minor ways, though, such as an unexplainable and unfixable incompability between its PDF and Amazon, and hilariously ugly epubs.
Fixing this meant ‘forking’ Euro-Office — creating a separate but dependent version — and so naturally I started adding features and fonts and finicky flights of fancy until, we discovered, we had built a fully-featured collaborative word processor with typography, EU-level security, GDPR-level privacy, backups, versioning, point-perfect export to print-on-demand and epub, and, above all, no AI.
…and above all, no AI.
There are no AI features in EuroBureau and no AI training done on any of the documents and data managed by EuroBureau. The only noticeable down-side is the glaring absence of a grammar checker offering hints to help you make your writing sound like a letter to the shareholders.
EuroBureau’s not just for writers but it’s not for everyone — maybe you like knowing the robots are keeping an eye on you — and it’s just starting out, so this article is a call for early-adopters who’d like to be among the first to tell us what we’ve got wrong.
It would be great if you had a project or projects ready to go or to migrate to EuroBureau and all the way to platform publishing, but other uses are very very welcome. Once signed up you’ll have a window through which you can pose any technical, usability, or even self-publishing questions, and give feedback on what you’d like to see added or changed.
To sign up just click here and fill in your email address and a word about yourself and you’ll hear back straight away.




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