Procrastination bibliography

Often in my imaginary future as a celebrity novelist I’m asked about my process, and how it is that I so tightly weave the complementary causes of research and procrastination. The answer is deceptively simple; quality source material.

Reading better writers is never a bad idea (unless you’re Dickens — if you’re Dickens your options are Shakespeare or getting drunk and reading Dickens) and so I always have at least a Christie and a Wodehouse and a Dickens on rotation. The syllabus shifts a bit when I’m researching distilling or golf or horse racing or, as in the case of Monet for Nothing, the third Teddy Quillfeather, the Lost Generation in Paris of the 1920s. 

Anyone who’s read my books or even this article knows that I don’t aspire to Hemingway’s economy of language, but I recognise the easy charisma of his writing and subscribe entirely to his belief in the mot juste; I’ll happily spend a day searching for the right word if the current placeholder is merely evocative and accurate but has too few or too many syllables for the rhythm of the sentence. So it was a pleasure to justify revisiting A Moveable Feast, a celebration of Paris and the era and the work of a great writer that also happened to function as excellent research for a book in which Gertrude Stein, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Les Deux Magots, and Hemingway himself make an appearance.

I also re-read That Summer in Paris by Morley Callaghan, the sourcewaters of the now entrenched view of Hemingway as maker of his own mythology in the boxing and bull rings, with which I have such fun making fun, now he’s not here to challenge me to put the gloves on.

However I enjoyed and learned the most from a book and author who for me was a new discovery; Paris Was Our Mistress by Sam Putnam is an erudite, affectionate, informed biography of a decade. Putnam’s fame is principally that his was the first modern-language translation of Quixote, but it was his role as editor and journalist in Paris in the 1920s that afforded him access to the personalities and pertinent places of the day, and the book includes his interviews with Hemingway, Picasso, Stein, and Pirandello, and his first-hand impressions of Cocteau, Madox Ford, Joyce, Pound, Surrealism, Cubism, Communism, Imagism, Aestheticism, and pernod.

I learned a great deal from Paris Was Our Mistress, such as the fact that, in the view of Gertrude Stein, I’m lazy; “My prose is obscure only to the lazy-minded. It is a well, a deep well, well it is like a well and that is well.” She certainly has my number.

Which I hope goes some distance in undoing the impression possibly given above that Monet for Nothing, if it’s not obvious from the title, is a stiff study of Left Bank intellectualism and high art — nothing could be further from the truth. Monet for Nothing is a simple heist comedy backdropped by a fondly researched parody.

In the interests of fullness, here’s the full research bibliography for Monet for Nothing, but quite frankly many and even most of them were chosen less for suitability than obtainability, and the only titles that I’d recommend to a friend are A Moveable Feast and Paris Was Our Mistress (although in that case I wouldn’t so much recommend as insist).

Being Geniuses Together, Kay Boyle and Robert McAlmon
Dateline Toronto, Ernest Hemingway
Exiles Return, Malcolm Cowley
A Guide to Hemingway’s Paris, John Lela
A Moveable Feast, Ernest Hemingway
Paris Was Our Mistress, Sam Putnam
That Summer in Paris, Morley Callaghan
When Paris Sizzled, Mary McAuliffe

A Novel Giveaway

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The Anty Boisjoly/Teddy Quillfeather Newsletter is back, and it’s ‘bout the same as ever!

A positively bursting new newsletter just went out to informed insiders, which means there’s also a new old newsletter in the archive.

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Frauds on Favourite Is At the Gate

Teddy Quillfeather’s second outing is finally out on February 14th.

Teddy’s off to the races in this multi-layered multiplier mystery of dark horses and dodgy courses, pawky jockeys, unstable stables, impossible odds, crooked bookies, and a track-wide conspiracy to deny the punter an even chance. That’s more than enough to invite a counter-con from Teddy, but when the family paddock is implicated in race-fixing, she does what she does best when the odds go against her — she raises the stakes.

The official census is still being compiled, but Frauds on Favourite is almost certainly the largest cast yet assembled under a single Boisjoly/Quillfeather banner, even without including the horses and chickens, and there are definitely record numbers of horses and chickens.

Pre-Christmas Hype (get yours now)

The official pre-Christmas hype edition of the newsletter (aka; November) is now in the newsletter archive, in a convient link just under the form you can use to sign up to get the newsletters as they come off the press.

The Christmas number has just been sent out to subscribers, and it includes a seasonal parody cartoon and a cast list for The Case of the Ghost of Christmas Morning, as mere support matter for the meat of the mail, a cover reveal of the next Teddy Quillfeather.

Newsletter news

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The newsletter archive has a new item in the gallery; the May number announcing countless exclusives and inclusives that were fresh as flowers in May.

It’s still solid stuff, though, and can be seen here which is also, conveniently, where one signs up to receive newsletters the day they’re printed, including the current edition which features a cover reveal of the next Anty Boisjoly mystery.

Launch Day for Teddy Quillfeather

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The Boisjoly universe expands today as Anty’s cousin Teddy Quillfeather solves her first medley of manor house mysteries in Hardy Haul at Hardy Hall.

The theft of an immensely valuable, immensely ugly necklace is only the beginning of the intrigues and idiosyncrasies of a country weekend at Hardy Hall where Teddy’s mother has sent her with strict instructions to select an eligible bachelor from a shortlist of aristocrats, plutocrats, and copycats.

But when Teddy sets out to discourage the suitors and discover the looters with her natural knack for applied shenanigans she instead uncovers countless conspiracies, complicated by country house courtesies. It’s a comedy of manners and caper of manors and the only solution, if you’re Teddy Quillfeather, is obviously another heist…

Theodora ‘Teddy’ Quillfeather had her debut in Mystery and Malice aboard RMS Ballast, in which she helped her cousin, Anty Boisjoly, solve an impossible murder at sea. 

Teddy is by no means a female Anty Boisjoly. She’s an audacious and loquacious, stylish and coquettish stiletta of the golden age and very much a citizen in good standing of the Anty Boisjoly world of whimsy, but where Anty’s capricious, Teddy is mischievous, where Anty’s deductive, Teddy gets fully involved in the mystery as it unfolds, and as the locked room murder is to Anty Boisjoly the clever caper is to Teddy Quillfeather.

Indeed, there are no murders in Teddy Quillfeather Mysteries. Instead, Teddy fully implicates herself in smooth swindles and highwire heists, rigged rooms with loaded dice, and dark horses running dodgy courses.

Clearly, she needs her own series to manage it all.

The Case of the Controversial Cover

A covert cover reveal

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Earlier this month subscribers to the newsletter got an early look at the radical cover design for Hardy Haul at Hardy Hall, the series starter for Teddy Quillfeather’s mysteries of manners and manors.

The view was not unanimous that the Tamara de Lempicka-inspired departure from convention was in keeping with the spirit of the series, and so a lively vote broke out to select from among four competing covers.

The clear winner features the core story elements — Teddy, her penguin, her car, Hardy Hall, and a hardy haul. It also establishes a direction for the covers of the entire series and has already made the design of the second book — Frauds On Favourite — appreciably easier.

Hardy Haul at Hardy Hall will be available from May 24th where all fine Amazon books are sold.

Teddy Nearly Ready

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There’s a cheeky new cartoon featuring Anty Boisjoly and his cousin Teddy Quillfeather, about whom there will shortly be an official announcement. Subscribers to the newsletter have already worked out what that is, in the main, and are in broad agreement that it’s been a rollercoaster and that it’s a good job I’m not in charge of anything very important.

Owing to the pace of developments, the most recent TWO newsletters have made it to the archive a little earlier than usual and are available here and now.